This hat is funny and ridiculous! It’s a plastic top hat attached to a black headband that’s decorated with blue feathers a glittery clay penis!
Plastic top hat
Black polymer clay
Old cookie sheet
Polymer clay is great! It’s inexpensive and easy to harden in the oven.
Break off a piece of clay and warm in your hand. Work it until it softens and shape into a penis.
Put the clay piece on an old cookie sheet and follow the baking directions on the package.
The clay loses its glossiness as it hardens.
Pour some Mod Podge into a plastic container. I used an old sour cream container.
Add glitter to Mod Podge.
Put down a piece of newspaper.
Paint on an even layer of glitter mixture onto the top of the clay penis and let dry.
Flip over and do the same to the back.
Set out to dry completely.
Add your feather piece to the top of the hat using hot glue.
Add a huge dab of hot glue to the top of the hat and add feathers. Be careful not to burn yourself.
Then glue the plastic top hat to the headband.
I glued my off center and checked it in the mirror before gluing.
Add a giant blob of hot glue to the top of the feather and add glittery clay penis. Add more glue as needed until the penis is stable on the hat.
Give this to the bachelorette and get ready to laugh!